Teach me Tiger- or I'll teach you!!!!!!!!!!

Believe it or not, this next gramophone caused a major rumpus in the nether regions of America's middle!!!!!!! Yes, it's "Teach Me Tiger" by April Stevens- best known as the "rock 'n' roll gramophone from the olden days where the woman goes wibbly-wobbly 'wawawawawawa'- with her voice!!!!!!" Anyway, apparently way back in Nineteen Canteen when this was released, this is what passed for getting "jiggy wit" it!!!!! And peeps were el-shocko!!!! And I'm not surprised!!!!! After all, when's the last time you've heard a song about having rumpy-pumpy with a large feline!?!??!!

Wot you might not know is that she is responsible for heavy metal!!!!! This is all thanks to her and her bro recoding a versh of an old song called "Deep Purple", which became the top hit platter in the 1963 hit parade, the week before Kennedy got his brains blown out!!!!!!! And not only that- Ritchie Blackmore's granny kept asking him if his beat combo were going to be play "Deep Purple" for her!!!! And so he called his beat combo "Deep Purple"!!!!! And so, if it wasn't for April Stevens and Keith Moon, hard rock would have been invented by two bands called "Roundabout" and "The New Yardbirds"!!!!!!!!!!

Give this woman a medal a I say!!!!! (I would also give Keith Moon a medal, but that would be silly!!!!! Because he's dead!!!!!!)

Tune: April Stevens - Teach Me Tiger
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